"Perhaps we believe on some level that if the world were to end and be remade, if some unthinkable catastrophe were to occur, then perhaps we might be remade too, perhaps into better, more heroic, more honourable people." - Sea of Tranquility
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
We didn’t win, but so long as at least one person took psychic damage it was all worth it.
On the one hand, Goncharov has been consistently robbed of awards, so it’s almost to be expected;
On the other, what better expression of the complex themes of masculinity presented by Goncharov than this magnificent leggy man
Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.
the beauty of it is that we *could* have made it gay in the original, being queerbaited was a choice because people of this hellsite are so used to it by this point.
Goncharov wasn’t queerBAITING it was queerCODED, how many times—
so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy
Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted.
How does he have time between eating spiders?
The task is eating spiders
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.
How you feeling on this completely normal day (15th of March)?
gutted.
all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh
Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar
You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march
how is this post still alivePerfect timing for ides of march
ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)
Too soon-
I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife
this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my lifeDOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti
Your wish is my command
i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately
Oh my god
Put him in Pompeii
May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:
You are my personal hero I hope you know this
Say no more
OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET
tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:
like this
Meme idea
Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it
Honk
“I saw you at Julius Caesar’s Assassination” Girl what were YOU doing at Julius Caesar’s Assassination?
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day
You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CEASER